Total Medals Earned: 119 (From 24 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,565 Points
Medals Earned: 6/18 (80/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Trap the squirrel
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 3/4 (225/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Beat the game.
Kill the boss without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 10/13 (265/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Get 100% completion.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (55/105 points)
Beat half the levels
Beat the game once
Beat the game in Speed Run
Medals Earned: 7/32 (160/500 points)
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
A classic for bidding!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 2/11 (20/495 points)
Listen to all songs
Beat Level 1
Kill 10 of each elf type
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Kill 100 enemies with punches to the nuts
Beat Level 4
Beat any of the first four levels without losing any energy
Beat the final level without losing any energy
Beat the game once with each of the 3 playable characters
Beat Level 5
Medals Earned: 11/21 (85/380 points)
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
The sound of silence...
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (35/110 points)
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.